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After a girl or guy completes a round of fellatio but hasn't spit or swollowed yet, tickle her/him until semen shoots out her/his nose.
Your mom gave me one hell of a BJ, but the real kicker was the arctic blast at the end.
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Arctic Monkeys are a four-piece indie rock band from Sheffield, England, whose debut single, "I Bet You Look Good On the Dancefloor", went straight to number one.
In fact "I Bet You Look Good On the Dancefloor" is one of their cruddier songs compared to the likes of 'Scummy', 'Mardy Bum' and 'Fake Tales of San Fracisco'.
They are known for their modern -
" Last night these two bouncers
And one of em's alright
The other one's the scary one
His way or no way, totalatarian "
and witty lyrics
"And all the weekend rockstars in the toilets
Practicing their lines "
A - Arctic Monkeys rock man!
B - Yeah man! :-D
A - Stupid name though man...
B - Yeah man... :-(
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When it's so cold outside and u fart but it is just so cold that the air coming out of your ass is visible.
Person: Did you just arctic farts ?!!?
You: yea
Person: that was a nasty one man.
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The act of freezing a banana over night and useing it as a dildo the next day.
Also leaving a banana flavor on the area of use ;)
Jen: "why do you smell like a banana"
Jill: "oh I just gave myself a good old arctic monkey"
Jen: "ohhhhh lucky you"
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An american made Snowmobile powered by a Suzuki engine. Dubbed the fasted Snowmobiles in Production since the early nineties. Modernly known for having the Industry leading horsepower as the new 800 twin H.O engines produce more power than the Ski-Doo and Polaris 800s, and the Yamaha Apex's 1000 4 cylinder four stroke. After recovering from Bankruptcy in the early 80's they have usually kept ahead with technology, for example, they were the first to build a sled with an aluminum chassis, reducing weight, and first to produce the Wishbone front suspension, eliminating the trailing arms.
fastest Snowmobiles, Arctic Cat, arctic cat
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bro i was in the hot tub and stuck my hnd down this chicks pants and she had a 70's Arctic Beaver
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Long ago, Uncle Arctic and Aunt Arctica were married, and the world was warm all over. They eventually had irreconcilable disagreements, however, and therefore had to go their separate ways and be great distances from each other --- so far apart, in fact, that they actually retreated to opposite sides of the Earth, and so that's why it's now so cold in those areas.