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Male version of a lot lizard.
Wow, Brandon sure makes a good looking Armadillo jumping out of Bobbys Semi
Armadillos is the word for more than 1 armadillo. Armadillos give birth to genetically identical young (like twins) but sometimes up to ten at 1 time. Also armadillos have the largest penis relative to body size of any animal (their penises are 2 thirds the length of their body).
Look at the size of that armadillos penis!
When you put her in between the mattresses and stick it in her ass. And she starts digging.
I put her in the digging armadillo last night.
AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:
Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”
“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
the space rented by each artist at the Armadillo Christmas Bazaar
I took down my armadillo booth after the show.
When you finish unprotected anal sex and then the receiver performs oral sex directly after withdrawing from the rectum.
Man, I can’t believe Karen gave me a dirty armadillo after I fucked the shit out of her ass!