The moment when your mom sticks a chopstick up your ass when you got an A- on your math test
When something is extremely bad,
and you want to make it clear that it just sucks.
Typically used informally.
A:"Hey, let's buy these chips as well"
B:"Nah man, those ones are straight up ass"
A:"That bad?"
B:"Yeah man, I've tried them. Let's take these other ones instead"
An butt so full of cellulite that you have to pull it up in order penetrate the vagina or rectum from the doggy style position.
Frank : Do you think Denise is hot?
Terry : Good face but a pull up ass.
A word to describe a really good meal
-takes a bite of food- mmm broomstick up ass
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Head Up Ass Disease, in other words, someone has HUAD when his/her perception of a situation is so unusual or extremely inaccurate, most are left speechless.
She really thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread. She has head up ass disease.
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a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."
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a very old fashioned way of saying half ass. when you do something with no consideration for how it is done.
That Shit Looks Like A Bulls Ass Sewed Up With A Grape Vine
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