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a complete asshole that sticks his head up his ass and thinks his shit smells good. THIUS IS FOR YOU ASSHATS! U CAN BITE MY BONEY COk
Herb taught me what an asshat is.
Are you sure you know what it means?
Yes, Its a hat shaped like an ass!
...You're a fucking asshat dude.
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A term that can be friendly as a joke or rude as an insult.
Friend 1: Coca-Cola hurts when you snort it...
Friend 2: Then don't do that, asshat!
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Bully: I'm gonna beat you, pussy!
Kid: Beat me? Wow, that's gay.
Bully: Not what I meant, asshat!
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Someone who is so foolish that they talk with thier head up thier ass, making them an asshat
You are an asshat
Andy Milonakis:*on his show* Stop calling here asshat!
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A hat, with a fireman's type of face shield, which protects you from coming into contact with "ass particles" from a third party.
The genesis coming from a story told by an lady who was angry that her partner was cheating. In order to get back at him, she cheated as well, and during that session performed massive amounts of annalingus. Afterwards her partner asked her if she wanted to take a shower before returning home. She said no. He then remarked, "well what if your boyfriend tries to kiss you when you get home." To which she replied...."who cares!"
If her boyfriend had his asshat on, he would be safe.
"That girl is so dirty, I wouldn't touch her without my asshat on....."
"She was so nasty, even an asshat wouldn't protect you."
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A complete and utter moron. A dumbass or idiot. A individual with a very low IQ. A person(s) with nothing to offer in a legitimate conversation.
If speaking randomly and out of context was a sport,,, you would take the cake asshat.
Or; thank for wasting my time that I can never get back, you f@cking asshat!
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A term that generally used to refer to an individual who has their head permently impaled in their ass making it impossible for the to be useful in any situation.
Ryan fucking Cannon is a real asshat.
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People who are ignorant. Instead of sticking their heads in the sand they have instead opted to stick them up their ass.
1. Those guys at Urban Dictionary are such Asshats, they let in words like yardmouth and cockballoon but I've been waiting over a month for Joss is Boss.
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat
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