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Asshat

A complete moron. One who cannot contribute anything useful to a legitimate coversation. A person who is so oblivious to his/her surrounding that their head might as well be up thier fucking ass.

Ted's always butting in conversations when nobody asked his opinion. What an asshat.

by NateJ3000 January 23, 2020


Asshat

When a person has his head so far up his ass that it appears he is wearing it as a hat.

Tom Friedman was wearing his asshat when he wrote that column about Egypt.

by Brother Muslimhood December 8, 2011

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asshatting

To place one's ass upon another person's head. This is usually used when aggravated, or when one is being an asshat, hence the name. Verb: to asshat.

Person 1: "John just spilled my drink!"

Person 2: "What are you gonna do about it?"

Person 1: "Give him a good asshatting?"

by munleymunleyandcartwright May 25, 2012

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asshat

When a person gets to a level of agitation that requires the person to tell the agitator to wear their ass as a hat.

Agitator: Hey dipshit! How does it feel to know you're a crack baby!?
Agitated: Go fuck yourself with a cactus asshat!

by Dr. English D. Fuckerupper September 26, 2014

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asshat

When a person has exceeded the measurable levels of fucktardal asshatery. Their level of stupidity is clearly noticeable when they enter any room. They clearly have their head neck deep in their own ass.

Jesus Christ, Tom is such an Asshat.

by Scottokelley March 31, 2017

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Asshat

A group of politicians is known as an "asshat". The place where they "work"<sic> (Congress, House of Commons, senate, etc) is known as an "asshattery". And what they do is known as "asshattedness".

A large asshat of politicians gathered at the asshattery today to engage in further asshattedness, which resulted in them stealing more taxpayers money.

by KJ71 March 30, 2014

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asshat

An ambiguous "emoticon" seen by some as a heart and others as asshat.

Is this a love letter, or a brush off to an asshat:

---------
Jake,

I guess you know how I feel about what happened last night. See you around!

<3

~Gina

by misinterpreter October 6, 2006

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