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Astrology is a thing that some people use to blame their terrible traits and personalities on instead of taking responsibility of their actions. What happens is that you find a constellation out of 12 or 13 depending on when you search for them, based on your birthdate and there's also elements and "cusp" signs and other planetary stuff which is ridiculous.
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Well of course i'd cheat on him, mercury is in retrograde.
Girl 2: IK right, your Ophiuchus energy is showing girl!
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Is this what astrology really is?
Guy 2 to Guy 1: Not really but this is how some people do it, not everyone is like this
Guy 1: Phew
an bullshit excuse to hate someone.
astrology girl: whens your birthday
guy: febu-
astrology girl: ew you an aquarius we cant be friends
1. A female, typically in her mid 20's, that does not assume responsibility for her actions. Instead, the universe is to blame. She typically has an irrational fanaticism for equine husbandry, even though her finances, and the finances of her support system, will not allow it to be realized. Generally out of touch with reality and the concept of stability.
See also; vibes, crystals
I was at the festival this weekend and there were so many astrology horsegirls.