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When a casket or urn containing the remains of a deceased individual are placed in the back of a hearse, and the rear door closed. Then begans a long and slow procession this is known as the last ride a person will ever take.
The funeral professional placed the bronze cube containing the cremains into the rear of the hearse and closed the rear door. Then a long line of cars left the funeral home at 15mph. This is a Last ride not to be confused with the Undertaker's finishing move.
Also known as M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender, this was the epic fail of a movie, directed, produced and written by M. Night Shamalamadingdong. It was a live-action adaption of the totally epic Avatar: The Last Airbender cartoon from Nickelodeon.
Person 1: Damn, The Last Airbender sucked, didn't it?
Person 2: Don't you mean The Last Failbender?
Person 3: I didn't think it was that bad...
Persons 1 and 2: WTF?!
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A nasty website that spawns an endless flurry of pop-up windows with various porn pics. Accompanied by a loud sound clip: "HEY EVERYBODY!! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!!"
What to do when encountering Last Measure:
1. Turn off the monitor before the images load.
2. Turn off the speakers before the sound loads.
(If you can, do steps 1 and 2 at the same time.)
3. Hard reboot the computer.
As I'm writing this, I just got Last Measure'd and had to hard reboot the computer.
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The ultimate moment of opportunity, just before it is too late. Sometimes last minute is actually too little too late, but most of the time in underdog situations the last minute is a great time to accomplish goals
"I'm making a last minute dash to the shop before it closes, does anyone need anything?"
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A term used to describe something last usually on lists but are not the worst
...And last but not least (insert subject here)
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Military term for when you know you're fucked and have no chance of winning, but you fight anyway to keep it going as long as possible.
This is our last stand.
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Is a term that is used to tell someone that they had enough of whatever was bugging them
This the last straw that normie is gonna get it!
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