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When you're texting someone and the auto-correct makes you look stupid by putting in a completely different word than the one you wanted.
Person 1: I want ur cum
Person 2: what? I thought we ended our fuck-buddy period...
Person 1: i meant RUM you asshole! i keep getting auto-fucked!! eff you iphone.
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When the auto-correct feature on thy mobile telephone fails to complete its task and manifests random-ass words of which make no sense at all
George: The other day I ate your moms tater tits at dinner.
Fred: What did u just say
George: TOTS TATER TOTS Damn Auto Incorrect!
George: CORRECT! Fuck!
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when you make a smiley ---> ;) while aiming and it automatically transforms into those stupid ugly looking ones.
UGH i hate auto smiles!!
whenever i make a smiley it morphs into a more realistic, accurate one.
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Autofellatio is a sex act wherein a male performs oral sex on himself as a form of masturbation. This is impossible for most men, but can be achieved by one both sufficiently "well-endowed", and flexible enough to perform a severe frontbend. On the other hand, flexibility, and thus the likelihood of achieving this, may be increased by various activities including gymnastics or yoga.
The (presumed) equivalent act for a woman would be autocunnilingus, but would be more difficult to perform since the subject's head must move a greater distance. Unlike autofellatio, the existence of autocunnilingus is disputed.
Autofellatio has been featured in a few pornographic movies, although it is not one of the more popular subjects.
David Lorton, a translator, has speculated that one Egyptian poem contains an image that might best be interpreted as indicating a belief that the gods Shu and Tefnut were created by Atum (Ra) through an act of autofellatio. The far more common interpretation is that this creation was by masturbation.
In his semi-autobiographical novel The Hand-Reared Boy (1970), the writer Brian W. Aldiss describes group masturbation practices at a British boys' boarding school. One boy with an especially large penis is capable of fellating himself, a fact which the narrator, Horatio Stubbs, verifies.
The topic has also been used as the basis for comedy. Bill Hicks elaborated an oft-quoted riff on the subject of fellatio:
Ron Jeremy can give myself auto fellatio!!
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A Term in the PC game League of Legends, used to describe A Skill used by an Enemy Champion that Automatically targets an Allied Champion, coined by the late Joseph Archimedes Calamita.
John Watch out! His Auto Get is Off Cooldown!
See Final Fantasy X.
When attribute is added to defensive equipment, if that character is attacked, they automatically use potion/hi-potion/X-potion/Mega potion depending on what is more available and comes first in the items list, without taking a turn.
--Boss: Seymour Flux--
*During battle after all die except Auron*
RL Person A: WTF? Seymour poked Auron with his lance!! Now he's a zombie!
RL Person B: Hey, he's using auto-potion!
RL Person A: WTF?!?! NO!!! He's gonna die!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU AURON? YOU DON'T HEAL A ZOMBIE!!
RL Person B: Well he just killed himself now...
RL Person A: WTF? I almost won too!!
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Machina A v/s Auron
*during battle*
Machina A attacks -- Auron -865HP
Auron Auto-potion +1000HP
RL Person A: Hey, fricken sweet! Not that it matters... He has fricken 5,000 HP.