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Standing in an elevator alone with a naked old man, impatiently waiting to get to your floor which, of course, has to be at the top floor. Suddenly seconds extend to minutes, minutes to hours.

*Long, awkward silence*

Naked old man: *cough cough HHACCKK!!*

You: ....

by bubbleygarl March 23, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


awkward

an uncomfertable or strainge moment in a scocal situation resulting from the meating of sketch and prude. the balence between the two contrasting partys creates the awkard fealing. in any awkard situation you should be able to identify the sketch and the prude.

when the forigin extange student walkied in on the two girls changing and just stood there, it was such an awkward situation. he was the sketch for being there and not leaving, and they were the prudes because they were uncomfterable about being naked.

by jeszett May 29, 2006

27๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Awkward

The feeling you get when you see a one-night-stand a few days later, in a very public place.

dude.. i totally saw that guy this morning on the way to class that i hooked up with at that party. it was sooo awkward. .

by babbyyyB April 16, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Awkward

An atmosphere that is so tense and embarrasing u feel like u might die

A dude was pashing his gf and then his gf's mother walked in...AWKWARD..........

by FucktardedScarecrow April 24, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Awkward

Embarrassing and requiring great tact or skill to resolve.

When you are in a car with your group of blackout friends, being taken home by a really hot guy, when one of your friends starts yelling that he should make-out and finger you.

Sara: Hey Ricky, Meghan is hot! Make-out and finger her! Make-out and finger her!!!

Meghan: My life is Awkward...

Ricky:Awkward...

by SB-Bawsses February 14, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Awkward

When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said, says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*

Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*

by dr_midgetboi January 14, 2020


Awkward

Every girl named Rachel

Oh she's a Rachel alright.
Oh she's awkward alright

by Chickenwings444 December 3, 2019