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you start out with (a certain amount of drugs) lets say a pound, and when it comes time to re-up u are short or have less then when u started, so cant get it so u get 3 quaps instead and so on and so on. with out making progress
You need to invest in your hustle man, stop hustlin backwards.
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a thong worn backward by a hot girl giving her a string camel toe making her pussy flaps cover the back of the thong feels really good when u bend over
damn i think that girl has her thong on backwards because the front side is rising up her ass and she just moaned from pleasure of the string rubbing her clit
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To spray faeces out of the anus in such a radial fashion that the entire circumference of the bowl is covered in a fine film of nard. The only logical explanation is that the owner of said faeces mounted the toilet backwards in order to achiever such coverage. Named after a certain girl from Ormond College who absolutely splattered the porcelain after a night on the turps.
There was so many skidmarks on the toilet he must have done a backwards Hannah!
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The backwards apple is... oh god... I can't. I can't do this.
I must.
OK, the backwards apple is the most terrible thing you can possibly do involving penises and vaginas. There ya go. I can't say any more.
Jesus Christ, Bob!! Stop with the egg thing!! WHAT THE FUCK?
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Upon first glance, one might assume that this phrase is the start of a description of some horrible event. For instance, "It's a good thing they got rid of that backwards fucking law that black people had to sit on the back of the bus." But no no, you would be wrong. Backwards fucking is a mythological sex position in which man and woman, both on their hands and knees, fuck backwards by having the man tuck his penis backwards betwixt his ass cheeks. Naturally, this is impossible. Even Peter North would be impressed as a motherfucker. If your friends ever go on a trip and come back with stories of their wild nights backwards fucking models, you should be inclined to look impressed and nod just to hear how much bullshit they spew, but know that it is nonetheless bullshit.
"Hey guys, I was having sex with two hot girls from New York, but they were soooo freaky. They wanted me to face away from them and backwards fuck them both. So I was backwards fucking them both, and they loved it. I am a sex God."
No, Josh Riese (Example name), no you are not.
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A fictitious yoga pose which requires incredible flexibility where a person shoves their head up their own ass. Used mainly toward arrogant yoga aficionados.
Girl: Yoga is so good for your heart and soul; it's way better than lifting weights.
Guy: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you go perform the backwards tortoise then, bitch.
Sex: when you're spooning, and the big spoon has a penis.
This morning, we were totally lazy about doin' it so I just rolled over on my side so we could do it backwards-sideways.