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this is a person that smells of mary jane, and is far better than any spoon or toaster... but not exceeding the greatness of a plate.a bagel is known best for pleasing females in any way possible.
yo did u smell that weed. no that was just a bagel.
oh my god bagel is so good in bed... who needs a toaster if u can have a bagle.
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Naked pictures of your friend's mom. Did I mention she was a MILF?
I love bagels, but my friend doesn't.
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Any person that has not been baptized, and is not sure if they would like to be or not. This nickname is the result of the creation of the nickname Doughtnut, as well as others like Muffin, Waffle, and French Toast. (Look only at the definitions provided by 'Relic' to see what each means when used as a nickname.)
He may be a bagel, but it doe not mean he is any less threatening then a french toast.
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probably the best thing your tastebuds will ever meet. you can eat a bagel anywhere at any time.
lila: “dude i had the best bagel this morning”
devyn: “was it an everything bagel?”
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What is a bagel? is it food? Breakfast? No, it is the very foundation of every black hole in the universe by eating one you absorb infinite mass making all things get pulled to you, even the remote across the room you're trying to use the force on, but beware of the bagel's great power your house will probably implode on you if you eat it. and then the entire universe will be sucked into you, ripping a massive hole in our reality.
person 1: oh free bagels
person 2: no don...
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v. when you violently attack someone with bagel to the face... or head area. it's even better if the person falls over. it's usually only necessary if the other person is being complete tool.
"that guy totally took the last crossain'wich... he's totally getting bageled."
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