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When you’re hitting it from behind, you tell them to turn around like you’re gonna splooge, and you karate chop a packet of Mayonnaise in their face.
I had to switch churches after I gave the pastors daughter an Alabama Baptism, and temporarily blinded her.
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when someone has anal sex for the first time
johnny thought he was bisexual, until he got his baptism of fire!
now he's vaginally fucking all the local broads.
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The first fart one excretes after a shower, dirtying the anus once again. Usually happens within five minutes of exit from shower.
Ed and John were standing in the room when I came back from the shower and farted. "Oh man there was the baptism fart."
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Verb. The action of applying baby oil, or similar lubricant, to ones penis, and subsequently slapping said penis against a mates forehead.
Call me a priest because I gave that chick a baby oil baptism.
Basically having intercourse in a swimming pool and leaving an aftertaste of semen for the next person that swims.
Baptism by Semen is FRICKING reviving bruh.
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Having sex on a frozen lake, preferably on one in Alaska
"Man, my butt got stuck to the ice during that Alaskan Baptism."
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A Puerto Rican Baptism is when a Puerto Rican jizzes onto your forehead
The woman would not swallow, so she agreed to recieve a Puerto Rican Baptism
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