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Ratings rehab

When slightly depressed due to boredom or general feelings of insignificance, visit numerous websites that allow you to rate tech products/vacation rentals/celebrity outfits. By giving them good ratings you will get a temporary sense of self-worth.

Friend: "Why did you give that hideous outfit 5 stars?
You: "It's my Ratings rehab. What hurt could it really do?"

by MOCHAD March 20, 2011

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


churn rate

The rate at which customers / subscribers / sumbitters stop using a product or service divided by the average number of customers / subscribers / submitters. Useful for determining growth trends versus customer satisfaction.

AOL's high churn rate indicates a low level of customer satisfaction.

by innards November 29, 2003

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


rate of broke

a calculation that grad students commonly make in the last one to two years of their studies. This calculation enables one to see how much time will pass until they are dead broke.

The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.

Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.

This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.

Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months

y = -717.93 x + 8391.6

Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month

Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0

x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness

Chris: i did the rate of broke calculation....

Fred: and....

Chris: i have 5 months of finances

Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude

Chris: menial labor, here i come

by DocOnDuty May 10, 2010


Rated R

An extremely intense makeout session, complete with aggressive kisses, heavy breathing, and tons of tongue-on-tongue action, all without taking clothes off.

Guy: Hey honey, how about we go in the car and have some Rated R before your parents come home?
Girl: hehehehehehe ok ;)

by PelvicUnicorns June 29, 2012

93πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


top rated

A method of filtering or sorting different objects or entities on a website, based on a user rating.

A quick way of getting to the good stuff, without trawling through the shite.

Haven't time to decide on one of the varied and plentiful categories on xhamster? Click "Top Rated" and smash one out in record time.

by simon79 June 15, 2014

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Don’t rate

Means someone or something don’t respect you

Ahhh he don’t RATE me no more

by Fresh_princess12224 October 2, 2019

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


X-rated

lewd, obscene (x is the most censorious rating in a system that rates movies based on sexual content and violence)

He needs to stop using X-rated words in public.

by Light Joker August 4, 2005

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