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Another hand touches the beacon

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches

Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon

by Afreshsoda May 25, 2021


Beacon of Hope

Unless he's got a fat cock!

Hym "Then he's just more evidence I'm right! Just goes to show how far the fat cock will carry you. Create A.I. literally? Nothing! Have a fat cock? Fuck all the actresses!"

Destiny "Et's probably both nebulous and his personality bro! Becuase everything is nebulous and internal locus of control bro!"

Hym "You... You get the fuck out of here... I have something for your 'internal locus of control Peterson sphere bullshit..... Ok.. So, your 'beacon of hope' is likely nothing more than a fat-cocked poll-vault. This idiot using his fat-cock to launch himself to greater and greater heights."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024


Beacon primary school

Beacon primary school is a shit school lets be honest.
It is a school with a big budget that is focused on tormenting the students
The school takes pride in being a future school but most of the students there end up having no future
There are some nice teachers there but most of the teachers are hell-bent on giving the students traumatic experiences.
The students also can be quite horny with some instances of piak-piaking

Most students in Beacon are big bullies that are self-entitled.

Nobody: What primary school are you from?
Average bacon student: I'm from Beacon primary school the atas one

Nobody: -leaves-
Average bacon student: *cries in baconism*

by beaconBaconsamething June 05, 2022


Beacon Bandit

A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.

Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'

Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.

by northlondon93 October 09, 2011


beacon

a gun with a laser

1- “you a pussy bitch bro”

2- keep talkin imma bring the beacon out lil jit

by bootyscratcher69 April 06, 2021


Beacon

1. That sexy guy who's sort of weird, yet kind and has a really huge d*ck. Haha yeah...

2. The light of your life, an absolutely stunning person. You instantly fall head over hills for them, either that or they're so attractive that you always wanna f*ck em’.

“That guy Marcus is a real beacon am I right? God, please f*ck me...”

by SingaLewdle February 06, 2021


Dick Beacons

Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.

Guy 1: How did the presentation go?

Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.

Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.

by Noremac1981 December 08, 2020