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Bloody Polar Bear

When a used tampon is frozen then subsequently used as a dildo

John: Yo I heard you gave your girlfriend the bloody polar bear last night

Mike: Ya it got nasty when it started to thaw

by Bucknasty Bizzy February 03, 2011


Polar bear defense

When your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. Stick your finger or fingers or fist is his anal cavity. This could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn't like it and thinks your gay so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to fuck him or die. You fuck him he let's u free. 3- he doesn't like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. Which isn't all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.

A man who had heard of Polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren't happy. He used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him fuck him Now he is a star on pornhub.

by cletus cccccccccccccccccho October 22, 2017


Polar Bear Bags

The reusable shopping bags that you can now purchase at grocery stores, instead of using paper or plastic... in hopes that they will decrease global warming, and in effect, save the polar bears.

"Mom, how much did you spend on those Polar Bear Bags?"

by ChristieD July 11, 2008


polar bear ass

A white girl with a Big Ass and by Ass I mean Ass, because some white girls out there have big Asses!!

Ashley(Boo Boo) has a polar bear ass.

by UCR17 June 27, 2008


Polar Bear Mount

The white person's version of doggy style.

Sarah Palin likes the Polar Bear Mount

by K - Ave MBA September 30, 2008


Polynesian polar bear

When a man and a woman are having sex doggie -style and the man reaches forward, yanking the girls arms out from under her, driving her face into the floor while he continues to have sex with her.

She was having a great time last night, until I pulled a Polynesian polar bear on her.

by SnaggyKrab April 10, 2012


making polar bears

taking a shit on a cold toilet seat

I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.

by Mistakeandahalf November 24, 2020