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When a used tampon is frozen then subsequently used as a dildo
John: Yo I heard you gave your girlfriend the bloody polar bear last night
Mike: Ya it got nasty when it started to thaw
When your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. Stick your finger or fingers or fist is his anal cavity. This could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn't like it and thinks your gay so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to fuck him or die. You fuck him he let's u free. 3- he doesn't like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. Which isn't all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.
A man who had heard of Polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren't happy. He used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him fuck him Now he is a star on pornhub.
The reusable shopping bags that you can now purchase at grocery stores, instead of using paper or plastic... in hopes that they will decrease global warming, and in effect, save the polar bears.
"Mom, how much did you spend on those Polar Bear Bags?"
A white girl with a Big Ass and by Ass I mean Ass, because some white girls out there have big Asses!!
Ashley(Boo Boo) has a polar bear ass.
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The white person's version of doggy style.
Sarah Palin likes the Polar Bear Mount
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When a man and a woman are having sex doggie -style and the man reaches forward, yanking the girls arms out from under her, driving her face into the floor while he continues to have sex with her.
She was having a great time last night, until I pulled a Polynesian polar bear on her.
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Well this disturbing image is everywhere on tiktok and other websites. It is an oddly shaped polar bear? Which appears to have legs dragging behind it. It is an ai picture which people might think has something to do with the willow project? Who knows..it could?
2026 polar bear