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When something is worthy to beat your meat to.
Tim: Hey Jim I got some Meat Beat Material
Jim:Send it to me bro
Tim:It’s Sandra’s ass
Jim:Nice
April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!
National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.
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A manifesto written by a man who's been in seclusion for so long he feels the need to keep a log tracking how many times he masturbates per day.
"The man had been living in a cabin deep in the Appalachian mtns for years by himself. After his passing local hikers were intrigued to find his secluded cabin.Inside they were surprised and excited to find his animal skins, man made tools , a hammock,and his meat beat manifesto."
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A saying just like, what ever floats your boat, but in a sexual manner.
Dude, that girl looks ugly, but what ever beats your meat i guess...
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Everyone knows the inside of a coconut is called the meat right? Well while driving along and you just so happen to notice a white Car/ Truck/ Van/Jeep or whatever. You yell " Coconut Meat Beat" at the top of your lungs and aggressively Punch anyone near you in the shoulder. Make sure the victum of the "Coconut Meat Beat" saw the car or it doesnt count and the victum gets a free "Beat". Yes, I know there are many white cars around, but thats what makes it fun!
Coconut Meat Beat
(Howard Saw a white car)
Howard- " Cocnut Meat Beat" (Aggressively punches Frank)
Frank- "DAMNIT" I will get you next time!
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Part of a weekly calendar
Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.
Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!
The dance your pardner does when they step into the cowboy boots you jacked off into the other night.
What the fuck is wrong with you; why would you come up with something like the "Meat Beat Boogie."