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On may 27 it’s national beat up midgets day
Beat up anyone under 5 foot and to beat someone up u have to be 5,4 or taller get ready for national beat up midgets day
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July 28th is beat up a Chespin from the Pokemon series. You beat up a Chespin because there dick heads.
I beat up a Chespin because it was Beat Up A Chespin Day.
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Every April 14th, you can legally beat up a Wobber/Bomper and they legally can not fight back.
Person 1: Jax is such a wobber, I'm going to beat his ass one day
Person 2: Good thing it's Beat up a Wobber/Bomper day!
Person 1: Awesome!
National Beat Up Vinny Day is the day on the 27th of November where you can beat up anyone named Vinny and if they fight back you are allowed to hit them with a semi-truck.
Oh hey, it's National Beat Up Vinny Day, you know what that means, Vinny!
National Beat Up Matthew Day is on April 20th and is designed to have a day to beat up your local Matthew (for whatever reason that may be)
Oh it's National Beat Up Matthew Day, I can finally beat up Matthew!
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Can’t you believe it, it’s already December 6th it’s national beat up shiva day.
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On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.
Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day
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