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When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.
Kid: Where’s Mom?
Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.
When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.
Kid: Where’s Mom?
Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.
A term used to indicate to your partner you want intimate time before bed, or a time period where you would be sleeping
“Babe let’s get bedtime loving”
When a guy has came more times in his bed than in a human being it has the capacity to repopulate an entire city.
I've been getting really bedtimate lately, do I need a girlfriend?
A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.
What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
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