Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

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Beets of the Southern Wild Burger

A burger that comes with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of the Southern Wild Burger, you should try it!"

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Three Beets to the Wind Burger

A burger served with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Three Beets to the Wind Burger, you should try it!"

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Knife to Beet You Burger

A special burger that comes with thinly sliced beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Knife to Beet You Burger, you should try it!"

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Yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat

Something that I made up since I was bored. You randomly say it on conversations, either online or in real life. You can spam the hell outta it whenever you’re bored and/or wanna bother people. Saying it randomly in a real life conversation is just for the fun of it. Use the phrase when needed.

example 1:

“Oh, so then she actua-“

“YEET ON THE BEET OR THE FLEET FOR THE SEAT!” I yelled.
Example 2:

“I spammed yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat in a furry server on discord for no reason.” I said.

“What’s wrong with you and your life?” She asked

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Beet-er Late Than Never Burger

A specialized burger that's served with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beet-er Late Than Never Burger, it's served with beets!"

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beet in the can

An Idiom from New Zealand referring to a woman that is pregnent.
Similar to a bun in the oven. Only upsidedown.

Lotti told her husband that she had a beet in the can