I know a person who preforms fatherless behaviour.
Guy 1: “Dude, that’s some fatherless behaviour.”
Guy 2: “no, I think you mean Lucas Jack”
it's when you don't respond to your friend's masseges.
1:BRO IM DYING PLEASE HELP
aly behaviour: *sends sticker*
Kitto saying something cringe: ...
Everyone: Cringe behaviour.
Interfering with a mate trying to pull someone despite standing no chance yourself
Mate, you cock blocked me with that girl, that's crab behaviour
John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.
"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"