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When a man nuts down another mans ass crack,holding his dick like a caulking gun and precisely lining the mans crack with nut. He then let's it dry to seal the mans cheeks together. Like grout hardending.
My ass cheeks have been stuck together for days. Ricks Belgian Moon was unreal.
A replacement name for “monkey pox,” because the current name for the disease has disparaging, racist connotations against Black people. Since King Leopold II, the king of Belgium, presided over decades of murderous, torturous treatment of black Africans, it would be a just turning of tables against the cocksucker and his subordinates.
Leo was diagnosed with monkey pox, but it turns out he actually had Belgian pox.
Chundering up large amounts of Stella Artois (a Belgian beer), to give the impression of a waterfall
"Ahhhhh mate, Jake has had way too much Stella, look at that Belgian Waterfall
A bearded transvestite prostitute, only to be used in the direst of circumstances.
"Sometimes there's a convention in town and all you can grab is a Belgian Corner."
"Don't knock it until you try it."
When you're having aggressive intercourse with your partner and you stick your penis in their ear and they scream "I would like extra cream please!" And after you ejaculate in their ear punch them in the head until it comes out of the other ear
Oh man, my wife wants to try a Belgian creamer! WTF is wrong with her?!
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Two men are involved. One man excretes a shit log, immediately thereafter the two men ejaculate upon the stool, covering it completely. Then, each begins to consume the steamy stool from either side, chewing until they meet in the middle with a messy kiss.
I blintzed this dude at Scott's appartment the other night, it was totally fucked up.
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Its when you crack an egg into a women's vagina, stir it with your penis, and then fry it in a pan.
I gave suzie a belgian breakfast.
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