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crunchy bernard

When you buttfuck someone, pull out, let their shit harden on your dick, then they give you a blowjob

Hey man, did you see the girl I went home with last night? I gave her a Crunchy Bernard

by Dave-Landon March 24, 2019


Bernard elbow

Ignorance or to be ignorant of.
Almost stupid, but not yet knowing.

The act of being ignorant. Lack of knowledge.

Don’t be so Bernard elbow about this situation. This is serious.

Stop acting so Bernard elbow! You know you’ll never get anywhere in life being Bernard elbow. Speak with knowledge, or simply don’t say anything at all.

by Art of Online DickShinAiry May 15, 2023


Bernardous Baskovic

He is the gayest fellow in all the lands. (Gay as in Happy). He will make anyone Gay just by being in the room.

Bernardous Baskovic: "Man I am so Gay today because it's my friends birthday"

by The Truth Don't Argue November 19, 2019


tia bernard

A tall beautiful girl with a radiant smile and cute dimples. She is a breath-taking girl and makes the world stop just to take a look at her she's a great and trustworthy friend and is a wild party animal and can get 'some' whenever she wants. However she's very stubborn and says offensive things she doesn't mean, she has a short temper and gets straight to the point and everyone loves her to bits especially the boys ;)

Jason: damn she's sexy
Natalie: totally! She's one of a kind I tell ya

Tia Bernard: thanks guys ;)

by Dianna1233 January 25, 2014

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Bernard Bailyn

The sexiest being alive, sure hes dead but thats not a problem. rip 7th april 2021 :(

I wish you would preserve my political liberties daddy Bernard Bailyn ;)

by bernardbailynfan64 April 21, 2022


Owen bernard

A fat neek kid who is never quiet and is extremely bent

Acts like a girl is a hobbit and doesn't know how to dress properly

Oh look its Owen bernard

by Gayboy123562 October 12, 2020


James Bernard

The best up and coming artist in the world. Known for his bangers such as: Everlasting, High Fidelity, and Serenity. If you hear his music, you are captivated by the sheer beauty of his voice. Be on the lookout for him, because he’s on the come up.

Person 1: Yo bro did you hear that James Bernard song?
Person 2: Yeah bro! It’s fire!

by jamesbernard#1fan May 7, 2022