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Closet Beta Male

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.

Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.

by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021


Beta Male Smile

To form one's features into a submissive, “nice guy”, or harmless expression, typically with the mouth open and the front teeth exposed.

Look at Kyle’s new Instagram post, total beta male smile.

by Messy Jurphe September 4, 2023


Soy Boy Cuck Beta Male

A man who watches his wife has sex with other men and does not care about it at all. He is very weak minded and typical days “yes” and “I’m sorry” a lot. He is below all men and afraid of all social interactions. Similar to a twink.

Sigma: is that, Benjamin, the Soy Boy Cuck Beta Male?
Singma 2: Yep. That’s him alright.
SBCBM: H-h-h-hey guys…
Sigma 2: Spit it out twink!
Sigma: Can I do your wife later?
SBCBM: Y-y-y-yes sorry!…
Sigma 2: He is such a soy boy cuck beta male.
Sigma: Agreed.

by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard December 6, 2024

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fucking beta male

the definition of a beta male is a guy weigh 60kg and is skinny as fuck a list of beta male names are, matthew,daniel and bobby these guys are the guys that walk around the gym with their fucking tank tops when they are skinny as fuck. they try to bench 20kg's but still fail, just as they fail in life

mark- That guy matthew is such a "fucking beta malex" male bitch he cant even do 100 pull ups
brad- Hell yeah brotien hes such a bitch

by alphaguy69er March 2, 2019


Jay the beta male

Jay is a small dick pathetic excuse for a man. He looks like a gremlin and supports hitler's regime, he doesn't know what the fuck a Pokémon is and thinks he's undercover, he likes to shout slurs in public and has the brain capacity of a fucken lemon seed, his favorite video game is fortnite which he also sucks dick at, he watches porn because he knows he'll never have real sex, he's also like 4'2, he's also pansexual because he's really attracted to pans for some reason, spongebob turns him on, and he can't help but get naked while watching it.

Ryan The Giga Chad: Here cums Jay the beta male

by Jay The 14BigTreeMan December 16, 2023


Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.

I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”

by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022


Beta male

A stupid ass guy who can't pull women.en

Damn bro you such a beta male , you ain't getting no pussy

by Letz go metz July 26, 2019