Adirondack Beverages

Adirondack Beverages - is a beverage company in the Mohawk Valley region of New York state.

Products

Old-School Soda

Black Cherry,Grape,Lemon-Up,OrangePineapple,Tropical Punch,Vanilla Cream, ginger ale , pink ginger ale

Clear & Sparklingedit

Summer Peach,Tropical Orange,Key Lime,Strawberry Kiwi,Wild Cherry,Black Cherry,Raspberry Duet,Concord Grape

Frannie's Sparkling Loveedit

Black Cherry Noire,Blood Orange Bliss,Pink Pomelo Paloma,Luscious Lemony Lemonade,Irish Ginger Ale,Very Vanilla Creme,Cold Coco Latte

Sparkling Wateredit

Simply Citrus,Wild BerryRaspberry, LimeLemon ,Lime,Mandarin Orange,Cherry Vanilla,Original

Adirondack Beverages is one of the few soda pop companies that sell 3 liters of soda .... and in both nys and the mid-west people say pop... not cola or soda !

beveragize

(v.) beveragize

1. to drink alcohol aimlessly through boredom.
2. to relax with the use of alcohol

With her day off, she decided to stay home and beveragize.

Beverage Boo boo

Committed when you distinctly say no milk or sugar in your tea or coffee but your drink comes with them with or without.

Susan! I've committed a Beverage boo boo!

Hebrewed beverage

What Tevya and his drinking-buddies imbibed humongous quantities of while raucously singing, "To Life!" in "Fiddler On The Roof".

If Tevya and his fellow Orthodox Jews were so restricted and reserved by their "traditions", why were they still free to wildly whoop it up and swig gallons of Hebrewed beverage in the taverns anytime they wanted? Seems kinda like a convoluted double-standard to me.

Beverage of the Gods

If thou dost consider thyself unfit to ascend to the divine realm, then we advise thee to abstain from ingesting this concoction.
For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:

First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.

Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.

And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.

Everyone on YouTube is far too cowardly to try the true Beverage of the Gods. They all omit the gasoline or replace it with another fluid.

white beverage

A beverage for stereotypic white girls who wear uggs typically from Starbucks

Marrissa did you order a white beverage with your platinum Starbucks card?

Beveragability

The ability to be able to provide beverages to you and your friends on an occasion of most likely marijuana smoking.

Man 1: Hey dude, do you think you could bring some beverages with you.

Man 2: No man, i don't have any beverages left.

Man 1: Aweee dude, you don't have beveragability