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Christian religious text used to gain salvation through Christ and follow His word. Meant to create peace and spread kindness to all who read it and preach its words
“Jesus loves you, it says so in the Bible”
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An egotistical autobiography that could be fiction.
Church: "Did you read The Bible"
Priest: "yes"
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Of course I'm gonna reread the Bible! That book is one of the best out there.
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NOT the word of God. Just a clever work of fiction that Christian cults take literally.
Smarter people ignor the bible because most of it is clearly not true.
However, who would disagree with the 10 Commandments? Just because God didn't send them down from heaven doesn't mean its OK to kill, steal, ect.
The smartest people of all understand that and learn to look at the bible symbolically. For example, "hell" is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, while "heaven" is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace.
I, being one of these brilliant people, don't live a good life because I'm afraid of appearing in a fiery pit after I die, it just feels right. One of the greatest people that ever walked the Earth had an understanding similar to this- here is John Lennon's view on God:
"I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong." Well said, John. Well said.
christian: I talk to God every day.
atheist: Does he talk back?
christian: Yes, through the bible.
atheist: Dumbass. The bible was written by humans. Its not God's word, its a moral guide to life. Do you want to be like Jesus?
christian: Yes
atheist: Then stop telling Him to help people and start helping people!!!
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1. The world's best selling book. This book is a fictional story with various authors. It's protagonist is named 'God'.
2. A fictional book used as 'proof' in arguments.
3. A book prejudice against Homosexual people.
4. A recipe for war and manual for acceptable murder.
5. The biggest lie in human history.
Theist: The bible has all the answers.
Atheist: oh, yeah? Who created 'God'?
Theist: No one did. He always existed.
Atheist: Yeah? Now you call yourself smart, right?
Theist: yeah.
Atheist: Okay, you believe that there's an imaginary man living in the sky. That the man can see everything that you're doing every second of your life.
Theist: ...
Atheist: This 'God' loves everyone but is as forgiving as he is cruel. He forgives rapists and murderers but will never forgive homosexuals. This is pure s***.
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Bible - a collection of books by many authors, written over many centuries. Describes the spiritual experiences of people who came from many different backgrounds and religious traditions. Often mocked by people who have never read it. Often treasured by people who have read it.
The Bible is not one book; it is a collection of many books written by many authors over many centuries.
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The Bible is a book written in the 3rd century before Jesus Christ which got finished in the 1st century after Jesus Christ. The Bible is divided in 2 testaments, the old and the new. The old testament is mostly controversial for containing homophobic, sexist, racist and ableist writings. Meanwhile, the new testament is more a bunch of moral lessons and values. Overall, the Bible is a symbol for all monotheistic religions.
The gospels is a book of the Bible
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