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The machine in the hospital where the doctors chuck all the bits of cock and clit that sex changers don’t want anymore
Nurse,where is the gender blender?
It’s round behind the dumpster
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Shaking penis uncontrollably causing ones inside to fall out and look as if they had been inside a blender
I had to be rushed to the hospital because I got a cock blender and almost died!!
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stuck in a bad place, stressed out, or over worked.
Jeremy Says:"Hey can you get those TPS reports ready by end of day?"
Dustin Says:"I'll try but my dick is in a blender with all these broken computers."
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By far the best text-based online game. It has its own economy, and you can make real $$$ by playing (1mil CB$ = $10 USD) Carnage Blender is a game you HAVE to play.
Why?
Because I say.
That should be good enough for you.
"I spent nine hours playing Carnage Blender last night"
"haha gg n00b lol"
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A similar maneuvere to the Egg Scrambler (where the fist penetrates into the vagina with a vast amount of force), except the pinky finger and the thumb are extended outwards, thus creating an amount of damage to the ovaries that could potentially lead to cervical cancer.
I egg blendered this hot chick lastnight; I broke my pinky whilst doing it, but it's ok cause she'll get cervical cancer.
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Better wear a pie plate on your ass around that tuna blender
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When you think your dogs are very cute and want to kiss them
Tommy Lorelli wants to Blender Desk his dogs