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Like a cock blocker, a pussy blocker is someone who prevents a woman from getting cock.
Kim did not want Emily to sleep with Karl, with a "K", so she made up a story about Emily having herpes, so Karl would not fuck her! So then Emily the next day called Kim a pussy blocker, she is a pussy blocking bitch! Then they got into a pillow fight in their underwear and accidentaly kissed...
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when someone goes ahead of the drinking group to make sure there's no cops to hand out d.u.i.'s
"haven't you guys had too much to drive?"
"don't worry, aiden's running blocker today"
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When working your way up the corporate ladder, the vindictive boss who blocks your promotion into a position where you would finally have a stake in the company.
I was on the fast track at Enormoco until I was put into Gene's department, and he proved to be a real stock blocker, never giving me the management position I deserved.
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Some one who stops you from getting a number. the Cock Blocker does this by coming over to you and the other person and completely ruin the conversation.
Jon- So can i get your number?
Allsion-Su-
Cock blocker- So, jon, told her about your AIDS yet? i dont think she'll like that!
Allison- oh wow! cya!
Jon-dick...
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Spam Blocker - The name given to any small rodent used in the art of bum love
"I can't seem to shake my Spam Blocker out"
"I completely forgot to remove my Spam Blocker and it just fell out in the toilet"
"I think i'm going to need a bigger tube for my Spam Blocker"
“My boyfriend borrowed my Spam Blocker last night and nearly suffocated the poor thing”
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To have a large boat that takes up an entire dock at a lakeside bar or resort.
The Dock Blocker with the huge boat took the whole dock. Fuck that guy!
A male or female who interferes with a female's attempts to get some sexual action. Similar to a cock blocker, except it's a vagina that's being blocked from action, hence the term "box."
"I would totally have picked up that guy if you douche bags hadn't been box blocking me all night."
"I like going out with the guys to watch the game, but I never get laid those nights since they're such box blockers."
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