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The day that all the blokes celebrate being a bloke and do things that blokes do. Usually involves partying. Occurs every wednesday.
Chris: HAPPY HAPPY BLOKE DAY!
Bloke1: Why thank ya bloke!
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Someone who looks after his/her mates. Always willing to lend a hand. Someone you can rely on for a favour. The term 'Good Bloke' is not necessarily gender specific. Usually bloke refers to a male but calling someone a 'good bloke' can be used to describe a male or a female.
A: "Hey Charlotte, can you take us down to the shops?"
B: "Yeah, no worries"
A: "F*** your a good bloke"
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instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.
Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!
when one minds their own business
“He ate the fancy batty and went bloke mode”
A person who has performed poorly as a friend.
willba is a shit bloke cos hes not out tonight
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The ulitmate of all devistators, "You are a Shit Bloke", you say it aggressively its harsher than cunt.
"Fucking shit bloke!"
"You are one shit bloke"
"Your a shit bloke sunshine"
"I haven't seen any shit blokes around except for you!"
Jack sold half a box of cigarettes for $20 to a drunk.
Tim yells at Jack "Boy! Your a Shit Bloke!"
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A night in which you start out with the boys and all fellow Blokes are invited. Beers are consumed in large quantities. All the boys are full of Adrenalin and rage until the sun comes up and then rage some more. Girls tend to come late night and pipe the most obnoxious dude of the party. It’s a reward for all the testosterone one bloke releases throughout the night. Anyone there named Shane Mcdevitt most likely has panties on with a Guess shirt.
Yo dude let’s have a Bloke Night with the boys.