boink friend

A good safe guy friend that you have sex with whenever either of you need it.

Tonight my boink friend and I are going to the movies and hanging out.

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shaboinka-boink

1. to bang or have sex

Man...she's hot. I'd shaboinka-boink that.

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Boink

The best band in the world!!!!!! Go to boinkrock.com!!

Boink be a kick ass band!

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Boink and Bounce

To Boink and Bounce is to fuck a girl and dump her. This is done when the girl is either a Crazy Bitch, or Stage 5 Clingers.

Guy 1: Hey dude, how's your girl doing?
Guy 2: She's a Stage 5 clinger dude...
Guy 1: You know what to do - Boink and Bounce bro.

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boinked in the bonkers

Sticking one's penis in the anal cavity or in a womans cleavage.

Jimmy got boinked in the bonkers by his father, MJ.

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titty boink

Tit sex where the guy sticks his dick straight into the boob instead of between them.

I gave her such a hard titty boink that I bruised her titty.

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boo boink

Technical term for the age old saying 'its not rape if you shout surprise before hand..'

Calum: Dunno wot to do about this bird mate, shes so shy. what should I do?
Chris: Just follow her home and give her a boo boink.

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