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The singer of U2. Everyone seems to be hating on him. U2 is a very respectable band and last time I checked you weren't a world famous superstar! Is there a right way to do it?
Don't hate on Bono. At least he's trying. And he's got a great band to support him!
person 1: Bono sucks!
person 2: Don't be hatin!!
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Is the record for the biggest crap!
"Somebody's been keeping it a secret. Bono was never the record holder! He's the record!"
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hardcore, crazy, main man of u2 who can whip some ass
i know the guy deserves it but dont go bono on the mother fucker
Guy will go bono on the mo fucker if he want a death wish
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noun.
Primarily used to describe a person whose opinion is not valued by the group.
Normally used when someone is trying to gain credibility through their stance and opinions.
Lucy: "Oh well as I was saying just the other day the economic situation is just dire. We need a change in government."
Everyone: "Oh shut up, Bono!"
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The organ used to give some poor girl (in either sense of the word) a charity fuck.
Jen: Did you hear Bono was in Virginia the other day promoting AIDS?
Ashley: Really? Oh, well that girl never gets any anyway.
Virginia: Hey, wtf are you guys talking about?
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Similar to that of a boner - Only in human form.
Men want to be him, and women want to be with him. Except he is a pain in the ass.
"i think i am a bono... does this mean i need to save the planet?"
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Bono got his name from a hearing aid store called, BONOVOX, in the Republic of Ireland. Interestingly, just as Native Americans have drinking problems in their genes, Irish people are often deaf due to genetic defects. There are many deaf people in Ireland and a lot of Irish hearingaid stores.
Bono doesn't have to wear bonovox, and nor does he have to wear those awful glasses that look like they're from startrek.
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