boob it

When entering a musical venue that doesn't allow cameras, you stuff the camera into your bra. If you go through a metal detector you say its the wire in your bra. Also its too personal for anyone to search there.

For men there is also crotch it.

Person 1: Damn, no cameras, what should I do?
Person 2: I'll just boob it, no worries.

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Boobs

Things that guys love and cant resist

Oh baby can i touch your Boobs?!

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boobs

Instant and pure win.

Those boobs are pure win.

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Boobs

Handles during sex when it is Girl-on-Top
Must be held so she does not ride you too hard and fall off the bed.
Fun things to suck on or tease with your mouth in general
Natural pillows on a woman's chest
Lots of fun if you can get some

I couldn't find my pillow so I used _____'s boobs instead, much more comfortable

Good thing I held on to _____'s boobs. She nearly fell of the bed last night.

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Boobs

Is something guys look at when talking to a girl.

Girl: ...and we went to the mall, blah blah blah blah..

Guy: *drools* (Look at those big boobs.)

Girl: ...Hey! Hey! Are you even listening?

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Boobs

Weapons of mass turbation.

Daddy would love to play with you, honey, but he's busy mass turbating to this chick's epic boobs. He can't help himself.

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boobs

The best part about a woman.

Without boobs, girls would be guys with pretty faces.

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