What most girls call their breasts.
And of course he was staring at my boobs!
Don't bump into me, my boobs are aching today.
I don't know if I should show off my boobs at this event or not.
Is that a boy or a girl? I don't see any boobs..
I don't like those breast pumps, they hurt my boobs. I'd rather just breast-feed even when it's inconvenient.
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Big,juicy,beautiful things usually found on women but occasionally on men.
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When entering a musical venue that doesn't allow cameras, you stuff the camera into your bra. If you go through a metal detector you say its the wire in your bra. Also its too personal for anyone to search there.
For men there is also crotch it.
Person 1: Damn, no cameras, what should I do?
Person 2: I'll just boob it, no worries.
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Things that guys love and cant resist
Oh baby can i touch your Boobs?!
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Handles during sex when it is Girl-on-Top
Must be held so she does not ride you too hard and fall off the bed.
Fun things to suck on or tease with your mouth in general
Natural pillows on a woman's chest
Lots of fun if you can get some
I couldn't find my pillow so I used _____'s boobs instead, much more comfortable
Good thing I held on to _____'s boobs. She nearly fell of the bed last night.
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Is something guys look at when talking to a girl.
Girl: ...and we went to the mall, blah blah blah blah..
Guy: *drools* (Look at those big boobs.)
Girl: ...Hey! Hey! Are you even listening?
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