boogering

A sport created for water sport fanatics who enjoyed wake boarding and kneeboarding and wanted a more open experience with no straps. First performed on Geist Lake with a boogie board instead of a wakeboard.

"That kid is a pro at boogering.. he really knows how to maneuver that board"

3👍 18👎

Boogers

derogatory term for sexually confused human being. derived from a fictional character in the wombles known as Uncle Bulgaria

"my word thats a bit of a boogers.i wonder whats down its pants."

7👍 60👎

Shirt Booger

noun
1. Phenomenon when, after blowing your nose into a tissue, you sense the distinct feeling of the booger dislodging from nose but fail to find the booger in the tissue. Then, after some passage of time, the booger is discovered on a part of your shirt that seems physically impossible.
2. Rarer phenomenon when the booger winds up on another individuals shirt due to proximity when blowing the nose.
3. A person who regularly displays boogers on their shirt as described in #1.

Business Meeting
Johnson: My sales numbers this quarter surpassed budget again!
Boss: Johnson, what in the heck is that on your shirt collar?
Johnson: Huh? Aha, that's where he landed! It's just my shirt booger.
Boss: Ok, but what about the one on your shirtsleeve? Is that another shirt booger?
Johnson: Yeah...
Boss: Johnson, your booger surpassed the tissue again, you're such a shirt booger!

137👍 1👎

Booger Bandit

One whom secretly flicks boogers on public urinal walls right in front of the urinal. Also the metal doors right in front of the public toilet, the toilet walls leave for complete stealth and privacy, but the urinal is a first choice as more people will be exposed the booger(s). This is not limited to males, females will usually do this to get back at their friends, thus mostly doing this in a private home bathroom. There is a code amongst the Booger Bandit elite-'Never cover up another Bandits handiwork, only improve on the motherfucker with a perfectly placed booger.'

Whilst taking a shit at work, Mark peered straight ahead and noticed that the office Booger Bandit was in fine form that morning having covered the toiled door with a red and green booger. He was disgusted, yet curiously aroused by the mystique and dedication of the Booger Bandit.

135👍 1👎

Booger casserole

Food so disgusting, not even animals will eat it.

Eww! I wouldn’t feed this booger casserole to a dog. I don’t hate dogs.

25👍 1👎

Booger Doodle

(Noun) A stone cold chiller

(Verb) chillen super hard

Oh shoot, there’s Tony Hawk and Matthew McConaughey being absolute booger doodles in Hawaii.

Is that Betty White and Snoop Dogg booger doodling in the wave pool?!

lil booger

Lil booger is a cute little furry feline pet owned by Wilson Liang along with Lil dung ball.

Come here, Lil booger!

or

You'll have to ask Wilson if you want to pet Lil booger.

135👍 5👎