Can I borrow a feeling?

Can I borrow a feeling? is an expression people say to goths and emo-kids to feel good about themselves. Since most goths do not actually have feelings, the question is understood to be rhetorical. Since emo-kids have too many feelings, the question implies that the emo-kid is a way too caught up in his worthless life.

Dear Goth,
Can I borrow a feeling? Check one:
Yes
No

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Can I Borrow Some Swag?

When someone has a lot of swag (see sex appeal or charism) and you want some of it - this is what you ask them.

Damn. Look at you, brah. Can I borrow some swag?

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can i borrow your red pen

A way of a girl saying that she needs a pad or tampon without being embarrassed

You: Emily can I borrow your red pen
Boy: here you can borrow mine. ( actually gives you a red pen)

You: no I need Emily's red pen
Emily: hands you a tampon secretly under her desk

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can i borrow your phone charger?

What a girl asks a man when she wishes to sleep with him.

Girl: Oh hey, can I borrow your phone charger?
Man: Errr, are you asking if you want to sleep with me?
Girl: Yes, Yes I am.

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I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator

A reference to the film American Beauty. Basically just slang for, "I'd like to buy some pot."

The young man strolled up to the dealer, nodding to him.
"I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator"

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Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow

A saying that basically means "Go to hell" or "See you in hell."

Can also mean "I'd rather be in hell"

Jill- "Are you ready for that huge test in Science tomorrow?"
John- "Ugh! Might as well ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow."

Billy- "Hey stupid face! I bet you like to rape iguanas and lick your mothers clitorus!
Greg- "Asshole! Why don't you Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow!"

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borrower

a tiny, sentient humanoid being usually growing to about 3 1/2 inches or 8.89 cm. they can have serval different mutations, such as the mouse borrower, bird borrower, or even cat borrower. these mutations usually result with the most useful part of the animal being combined with the humanoid features of the borrower. borrowers are most commonly found in the walls and under the floors in houses, however they can also live in small forests, and burrows. they can eat a variety of things, much like any human would be able to. borrowers tend to live in small groups as to best avoid predators, such as humans, cats, foxes, ect.

the borrower looked up at the enormous human and locked eyes with it.