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Can I borrow a feeling? is an expression people say to goths and emo-kids to feel good about themselves. Since most goths do not actually have feelings, the question is understood to be rhetorical. Since emo-kids have too many feelings, the question implies that the emo-kid is a way too caught up in his worthless life.
Dear Goth,
Can I borrow a feeling? Check one:
Yes
No
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When someone has a lot of swag (see sex appeal or charism) and you want some of it - this is what you ask them.
Damn. Look at you, brah. Can I borrow some swag?
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A way of a girl saying that she needs a pad or tampon without being embarrassed
You: Emily can I borrow your red pen
Boy: here you can borrow mine. ( actually gives you a red pen)
You: no I need Emily's red pen
Emily: hands you a tampon secretly under her desk
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What a girl asks a man when she wishes to sleep with him.
Girl: Oh hey, can I borrow your phone charger?
Man: Errr, are you asking if you want to sleep with me?
Girl: Yes, Yes I am.
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A reference to the film American Beauty. Basically just slang for, "I'd like to buy some pot."
The young man strolled up to the dealer, nodding to him.
"I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator"
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A saying that basically means "Go to hell" or "See you in hell."
Can also mean "I'd rather be in hell"
Jill- "Are you ready for that huge test in Science tomorrow?"
John- "Ugh! Might as well ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow."
Billy- "Hey stupid face! I bet you like to rape iguanas and lick your mothers clitorus!
Greg- "Asshole! Why don't you Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow!"
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To offer to lend someone your phone, to enable them to talk to someone else who gives a fuck. While they're talking about something no-one cares about. Can be just a visual gesture of the offer (eg holding it out for them to use).
Adapted by Dave B from an earlier expression of offering them 10p (and then 20p) when that amount was enough to pay for a call from a phone box.
"Sorry to interrupt Steve, but would you like to borrow my mobile? So you can tell someone who gives a fuck."