DIGGY BRANCH

YOUR PENIS, OR THAT OF WHICH YOU USE TO INJECT FEMAIL CERVIX WITH YOUR DIGGY JUICE

"YO THIS GIRL IS ABOUT TO CHOP UP MY DIGGY BRANCH"

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North Branch

Small little one horsetown to the east of minnesota. Very lame place to live. With nothing to do there, but get high, drunk, or something incredibly stupid.

North Branch is the lamest town on earth.

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Branching Tree

When a man or woman(if they are in to that)
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.

My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.

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branch swinger

one who expresses sexual interest in a family member and, in turn, essentially "swings" on the branches of the good ol' family tree

"Dude, I totally just saw you give your Aunt Edna the up-down, you dirty branch swinger."

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Step-branch

The children of whom your parents re-marry.

"Step-branch, I'm stuck in the dryer"

Nasty Branch

Human shit.

I've gotta hit the crib and snap off a nasty branch before we go to the club tonight.

Speedy Branch

Your fastest friend

Branch you run so fast, your a speedy branch.