Come To Brazil

A song realized by the boy band “Why Don’t We” - Realized Thursday the 27, @9pm PT time (so @12 am for some) Song about meeting this girl at a party and finding out she’s from Brazil but is leaving the US tomorrow so they are like: Why not book a one way ticket to Brazil? Why don’t we come to Brazil!

Why Don’t We come to Brazil!

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Brazil Land

What this girl I used to date in High-school thought South America was called. (True Story)

Its so hard not to use her real name....

Girl: "Hey Squirrel! Did you know about South America?"
Me: "What about South America?"
Girl: "That that's what its called! South America!"
Me: "... WTF?"
Girl: "Yeah, I always thought it was Brazil Land or something!"
Me: "..."

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All Brazil

A thing, person, team, and/or event that chokes, or fails miserably.
A term commonly used after the Brazil Soccer Team lost to Germany in the 2014 World Cup of Soccer.

Are you going to even try on this next game or are you going to go All Brazil on me?

I tried to prepare the salad my best, but the lettuce went all All Brazil on me, now it's all soggy.

brazil women

theres a stereotype that all Brazilian women are hot, but i know a bunch of ugly ones. Being brazilian and female myself, i can say this. Not all of us will just hop into bed with a guy and dance around with thongs. A few of them have more self esteem than that. OBRIGADO IS THANK YOU DUMASS!!!

Brazilian bimbo: OHLE EM MEUS PEITOS GRANDES!!!! translate that
Smart brazilian person:....I'm cool

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brazil women

brazilian women are not sluts. anyone who says that needs a bracing reality check and should stop making sweeping untrue generalizations.
women from brazil are famous for their beauty thanks to a wave of brazilian supermodels such as Gisele, Adriana Lima, Izabel Goulart and Alessandra Ambriosa. this of course does not mean that all brazilian women are beautiful, but many of them are due to a mix of native and european that is common in brazil.

many models are brazil women

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bobo brazil

When performing cunnilingus on a female partner, you swiftly and heavily headbutt her in the vagina.

Chick: oh that feels good

Dude: (headbutt to outer labia)

Chick: Ow! Why did you give me a bobo brazil

Dude: oh...i'm sorry?

Chick: do it again!

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Tony Brazil

An expression originated in Blizzard's World of Warcraft ® forums, in reference to Tony, a well known Brazilian player for his ridiculously poorly-planned yet extremely functional guild-loot stealing. The expression designates the act of stealing any objects and or gaining credit for accomplishments earned by a second individual or party.

¹Me: What's up with your beef with frodo?
Friend: I carried that incompetent hobbit all the way to Mount Doom and played the major role in destroying the ring, but he got all the credit. Well, i guess i got Tony Brazil'd.

²Friend: That retarded hillbilly just Tony Brazil'd all the gold i prospected and gathered from that sedimentary strata!