He has the biggest dick ever! All the ladies want him. He also is a jock. He loves basketball. But really his dick is all that matters to him. he is very proud of it and slaps Brandon Bidese with it.
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Idiots completely oblivious to the fact that their team sucks. Consistently certain their team will win their division, despite being back numerous games and guaranteed to blow a lead if they ever get one (Ex: 2007).
Brewers Fan: The Brewers will win the division easy! They're the best team in the history of baseball!
Guy who's not retarded: But the Cubs have the best record in baseball and a 5.5 game lead and the Brewers are only a few games over having played an incredibly easy schedule.
Brewers Fan: Cubs suck, der der der der der! Whatever, so you want me to give you a BJ or something?
GWNR: What!? No! I'm not gay!
Brewers Fan: Well I am!! Must . . . have. . . penis . . . insiiiiidddddeeeeeee meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A bunch of pussies who try their hardest to act ghetto but all come from 2 story houses.
βThem Brewer High School kids are lame as fuckβ
A Place also known as "cushing" where 3 extremely hot girls like to chill. Run by a cool guy named Brewer. Always lots of beer mines going on.
Want to Club Brewer-it tonite??
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JEN IS THE BEST PERSON EVER I LOVE HER SO MUCH AND SO DO YOU IF YOU DONT SHUT UP
yeah im friends with jennifer lynae brewer mendoza, you're not? damn you must be boring.
Sex. (History). The "code term" invented when discussing Craig's incredible drought.
It was said, Craig's drought ending was about as likely as "The Brewers Winning the World Series."
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The hottest mofo Disney Channel has ever seen
βOml, Jack Brewer from Kickinβ it is so hotβ
βBack off! Heβs mine!β