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1 An object made to brush notted hair
2 A waterproof microphone used to sing in the shower
My hair brush doesn't need batteries.
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Two or more people having sex in the woods.
Mike and Phi had never been brush fucking before, untill they went camping.
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A very big mostache which would be inconvenient when the mostached person wants to snort drugs; he'd probably brush it all away
Go shave that table brush Gar!
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To brush someone's sandwhich; to like them or love them, or think they're sexy. It also has several dodgy meanings that can be left to the imagination... you decide what they could be! *sleasy smile*
This started when we were brushing a sandwhich with a hair brush don't ask why in our M block, and a random lady walked past. she's obseesed with the cleanness of the M block floor
Random crum lady: Is that going to make crums?
Me: Uh... it's got gladwrap on it...
Random crum lady: Yes, but is it going to make crums AFTER you take it off?
Connie: Would you date that guy?
Candice: ooooh.... I'd brush his sandwhich.
OR
Me: Can I brush your sandwhich?
Candice: Yes. Let's do it. In tha garage. With the fan.
Sandwhich brushing is much fun.
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Also known as 'Bollock Brushing', it is the unfortunate act of unintentionally allowing ones testicles to come into contact with those of another male during a sexual act with a female, where both the men involved are heterosexuals.
Ball brushing can occur at many stages during an act such as a threesome, where both the males are exploiting the lower region/s of the female. In the somewhat cramped conditions of the vagina during a threesome, it is easy to look control of the oscillation of you testicles. Careless fluctuation of the 'bollocks' can lead to a sometimes unnavoidable case of ball brushing.
Female: uh uh oh yea!
Male 1: Yer! say my name bitch!
Female: Oh fuck yer, give it to me Male 1
Male 2: Urgh!! Shit man mind the ball brushing!
Male 1: Fuck! Sorry dude my bad, I got carried away
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also known as a "Soul Patch." Hair grown below the lower lip and above the chin. So named for its applications in oral sex. Useful for accusing friends of homosexuality.
Nice beard guy, how does your boyfriend like the taint brush?
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a cop that sits in the highway median and waits for people that speed
while driving to florida i noticed a brush hog so i let off the gas pedal
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