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Burger King is a fast food restaurant that is renowned by it's special Burger King Foot Lettuce in Jan 2018.
Fat Timmy: I WANT A MCDONALD'S
Mom:FUCK OFF TIMMY WE'RE HAVING A BURGER KING WHICH IT'S HEALTHIER AND LESS EXPENSIVE PRICK!
FAT TIMMY TURNS SKINNY, GET A BURGER KING TODAY.
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the guy who yells
" KIck that nigger bitch off the plane.... NIGGER"
"kick that nigger bitch off the plane" says burger king man.
flight attendent, " sir, sir there are kids on the plane"
burger king man, " NIGGER!!"
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The Burger King Man watches you while you sleep, never taking his eyes off of you. Waiting for the moment to strike.
His natural habitat is the airplanes.
Person 1: Hey man, idk what's going on, but I feel like someone's watching us.
Person 2: It's probably the Burger King man!
Burger King Man: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Black Rights Activist and Burger Man, MLKs Grandson and flies on planes a lot to spread his message.
Wow! Burger King Guy is my Idol!
Burger king whopper is an insult to mexicans (whopper. hopper? W? WALL?!)
I'd like a burger king whopper please!
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Right after eating Burger King you will need to take a crap, and 99% of the time it's diarrhea.
Oh shit, someone's in the bathroom! *knock* *knock* *knock* BURGER KING ATTACK GET THE FUCK OUT!
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something you should NEVER wear on a plane
POV: you are a white man wearing a Burger King crown on a plane
you: she kneed me in the stomach
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