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n: One who repeatedly trys to open a locked bathroom stall door
I was minding my own business when the office VP came and kept trying to get into my stall! What a Turd Burglar!
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Verb. One who runs by a well endowed women and grabs her chest before she knows what's what.
Hey Did u hear Rorrie got a Tit Burglar degree when he totally got Lauren yesterday
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Someone that comes into the bathroom and tries to open an occupied bathroom stall.
"I was having a nice shit when I was interrupted by a Turd Burglar, so I coughed to scare him away".
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Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. This should not be confused with an Uncle Ted.
So there I was, minding my own business in the crapper, when some dude came out of nowhere and Turd Burgled me. I started coughing hoping to alert him of my presence, but the Turd Burglar just wouldn't stop trying to get into the stall. Needless to say, it was a terrifying experience.
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One who steals other people’s intangibles like personal pictures, spreadsheets, etc. left on a website in a private directory not meant to be shared with the public. Different from hacking it implies no or very little skill needed on their part.
You really can’t leave stuff out on the internet unencrypted anymore, all the nerd burglars will grab it.
Nerd burglars got the video of that one time... and now it's on youtube.
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1. A boyfriend who takes up all of your friend's time, making it impossible for the two you to hang out.
2. Another guy who steals your girlfriend.
1. Susan and I used to hang out every weekend but that cunt burglar, Phil is taking all her time.
2. friend: Hey, Phil where's Susan?
phil: Gary got her.
friend: Argh that cunt burglar!
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