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a guy who goes to my school named burrito.
1) has crooked eyez.
2) is overweight.
3) wears all black.
4) eats his own kind, he ate a rice and bean burrito the other day!
5) alwayz says"fook u mann"
6) not widely liked, but well-known throughout the school.
7) full name is Alejandro Milan a.k.a. BuRRiTo.
8) is scared of everyone, including himself.
9) once was sprayed in the face with a can of axe, beaten up by various people and was pelted by lunch food!
10) fights back by throwing oranges, juice cartons and blunt objects.
"yo mama got fucked by BuRRiTo!"
"BURRiTo iZ a PIMP name!"
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tHiS oNe vAto wHo gO 2 mY sChOOL aN looK liKe sOmEbOdY fUcKeD hiM uP wiT a bAsEbALL bAT, hiZ eYEz b cRoSS-eYeD tOO! dAt niGGa hEllA ovErwEigHT aN hE b wEaRiN tHa sAmE cLoThEz eVeRy dAy! wE cAll hiM"BuRRiTo" cAuSE hE lOOk liKE oNe, lolZ. eVeRyBoDy b fuCkiN wiT hiM! hE gOt tHA sHiT kNoCkEd oUTTa hiM bY eVeRybODy. hE aFrAiD oF eVEryoNe! bUt, hOW tHa fuCK eVeRybODy iN tHa sChOOl kNoW hiM? hE liKE tHa mOsT pOpuLaR fOOl iN tHa sChOOl, buT ppL b fuCKiN wiT hiM aLL tHA tiME!
"ThEy cAll dAT niGGa, BuRRiTo!"
"BuRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRITOOOHHHHH!"
"Tu mAdRe gOT fUCKEd bY BuRRiTo lASt niGHT!"
"WhErEd yO paReNTz fiNd u BuRRiTo?!!!?"
"BuRRiTo b tHa PIMP nAmE!!!!"
"BuRRiTo iZ 1 uGlY mO fUcKR!!!"
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a crazy mingin vagina (one that reeks)
man i put my finger in that puss for 5 seconds and i was a mingin burrito
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A boy who is really attractive but extremely lame and undeserving of your time. He is delicious, he smells good, and you want to devour him, but in the back of your mind, you know he will make you sick later.
Carrie: Hey, you going to finish that burrito?
Beatris: No, he's dumb as rocks.
Carrie: Dump him in the trash, that sour cream has curdled anyways.
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Dude, I'll be back in 30 minutes, I gotta go squeeze the burrito.
A test used to find out if a particular facility is an institution. Used primarily by disability advocates.
If you can't get up at 3 am and microwave yourself a burrito, it is one.
For clarification, the question is about being allowed to do this if you choose to do so, not about wheather or not this is something you'd want to do.
It's about wheather you have the freedom to control when you eat and make other basic decisions about yourself and your actions that free human beings over the age of like 8 are generally considered to have as natural rights.
Most group homes don't pass the burrito test.
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When it's too hot after a night of boning and you just pull the covers over you instead of getting under them.
"Did Zak bang you last night?"
"Yeah, but he had no air conditioner, so we just wrapped up in a love burrito"