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when you meet an isaac burt, he will become your lifelong friend. he will be the sweetest person you will ever come across. isaac is a very flirtatious guy, with a outgoing personality, but he will always prioritize you over anyone. he is a very attractive guy with soft, silky hair. isaac is one of my favourite people in the whole wide world and he means everything to me. He is the sweetest guy, who will give 110% into the relationship you have with him. isaac gives the best hugs and his shoulder is always there for you to cry on. when you meet an isaac burt, you are the luckiest person alive, you need to hold him close to your heart, treasure him forever. he is the best thing that has happened to me.
PERSON 1 "whos that attractive guy over there?"
PERSON 2 "oh thats isaac burt!"
pinching some weed with the intent of smoking it later; if the person matt-burting did not pay for the weed, they must smoke it with whomever purchased said matt-burted weed
"Don't matt burt that roach just so you can go smoke it and watch 'Pink Floyd: The Wall' and have a wank."
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"Pulling A Burt" is the action of opening a detect message on Instagram to find nothing of your interest & commenting "Lmao" regardless what the picture or caption is about, and proceeding to like the probe picture then deleting the message like nothing happened
Man, brad has been a real ass hole lately. He's been ignoring all my text/calls and he's even pulling a burt on my DM's on Instagram
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When u make u are giving it to a girl doggystyle and u eat a steak off her back at the same time
I haven't talked to Lisa after i gave her the burt reynolds.
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An actor in the 1990's who faded away slowly. Nobody knows who the hell he is, except for adults. His name can now be used for anything, good or bad.
This term is easier to use than Chuck Norris, Yo Momma, or That's what she said.
1. That bitch gave me a Burt Reynolds in the parking lot!
2. Wow nice job on that math test, looks like you pulled a Burt Reynolds.
3. Don't call me dumb, who the fuck do you think you are? Burt Reynolds?
4. Person A: Oh man this is hard.
Person B: BURT REYNOLDS!!!
5. I'll meet you over by Burt Reynolds
6. That guy is so crazy he's like Burt Reynolds
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To sit face to face with a girl while inserting your thumb into her bum and giving her a classic motorboat simultaneously.
Dude last night Roger so Burt and Ernie'd that girl while they were sitting on the couch.
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A man who will rob you blind in the blink of one eye and some how get out of going to jail.
That dirty burt is at it again. He stole my chainsaw.
I saw that Dirty burt closing the door on that UPS truck, I wonder what he got this time......!
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