buy bust

When an undercover cop approaches a low level drug dealer on the street and asks to buy drugs. The dealer is arrested when he produces drugs for the cop.

The defense of entrapment does not work -- if the drug dealer was not coerced into selling the drugs than he/she is legally guilty.

-yo dawwwg, can a brotha get some crack?

-Sure homey, 10 bucks, two rocks.

-NIGGA YOU BUSTED BY THE BUY BUST!!!!! aww shit, get yo black ass down to the precinct: 36 months in the slammah, bitch! Did you know that for committing the same crime in Seattle, a black man is 2200% more likely to get arrested than a white man?

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best buy

A corporate electronics store that doesn’t care what electronics you buy, as long as you buy “extras” with it. No one in the company besides from the CEO's and the Investors have any kind of degree after high school, or if they do they won't stay there long because they can't stand all the bullshit propaganda.

Best Buy employee at register: Hi welcome to Best Buy. Will you be putting this purchase on you Best Buy Card today?
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up for a Best Buy card today?
Customer: No thanks.
Employee: Do you have a Best Buy Rewards card?
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up? It’s only $9.99 and for every $125 you spend…
Customer: No thanks.
Employee: Would you like to purchase an Extended Service Plan on this? If anything goes wrong in the next 4 years…
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up for 4 free weeks of Sports Illustrated or Entertain…
Customer: No
Employee: Would you like to try Netflix free for 2…
Customer: NO.
Employee: Would you like to try a free trial of Rhapsody music service? It allows you to…
Customer: NO!
Employee: Your Purchase today enables you to get a free trial of an Internet Service Provider. We offer AOL, Net Zero…
Customer: NO GOD DAMNIT!
Employee: The cables that come with this are very low quality. I would recommend getting some Monster Cables. They’re only 69.99 and will greatly increase sound and picture quality.
Customer: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM???
Employee: Would you like any extra batteries to go with your remote?
Customer: FUCK YOU!
Employee: On the bottom of your receipt there’s a survey and if you do it you will be put in a drawing to win a $500 Best Buy gift card.
Customer: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

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buy a vowel

This means that you don't exactly understand what someone is saying, and you'd like them to elaborate

PERSON A: "I have a friend who has a friend who's friend has a friend that has a friend that knows somebody who knows a guy who knows a girl who's girlfriend has a boyfriend who went to a really bad doctor who's doctor's doctor's doctor's doctor ate a BigMac and flatulated on top of his flatulence until he fainted"
PERSON B: "Can I buy a vowel?"

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buy bull

Another term for bible, used by people who think that the bible is a load of dog shit.

I enjoy rolling joints with my copy of the Holy Buy Bull.

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buying the building

Paying/making your monthly rent payment; paying/making your monthly mortgage payment.

If I'm buying the building, then you pay all utilities and food! The ONLY way we can afford this pad.

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buying cotton

A fancy term used to describe yourself when doing nothing. It’s a term derived from the Southern part of the United States in the 1930-1960’s.

Hey what are you doing? “I’m buying cotton.”

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