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Volume Group

A group of friends (usually girls ) who are really loud and random, and who often give each other random nicknames that have nothing to do with anything, like 'Babes', 'Fish' and 'Megatron'.

P1: Whats up with those randoms?
P2: Oh, they're just a Volume Group

OR

Member of Volume Group 1: Hey Sheep!
M.O.V.G 2: Hey Camel!
Bystander: #Thinks# Must be a Volume Group...

by Paolo_is_Pigra May 27, 2011


volume discount

A percentage off da standard price dat you are allowed if you ask for it loudly.

If a merchant has a "volume discount" policy whereby he will "match decibels with discounts" --- i.e., if your vocal-level is 25 dB when you ask for a cheaper price, you get 25% off; raising your voice to 30 dB gains you 30% off, etc. --- then da key would be to actually haul in a moderately-powerful PA system wif huge boomy loudspeakers --- or show up wif several of your buddies speaking through high-wattage megaphones --- and really B-L-A-S-T your price-easement request at a HUNDRED decibels... not only might you indeed obtain said products at no charge, but da shop-owner might simply be more than happy to give you da merchandise for free just to get you and your deafeningly-noisy equipment or bullhorn-toting retinue outta his joint!! :P

by QuacksO March 15, 2023


I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022


SCOTLAND FOREVER 1000x volume

DONT WATCH IT. IT IS 112 dB (good thing I had my headphones)
SERIOUSLY DONT WATCH YOU MIGHT GO DEAF OR AT LEAST SET YOUR VOLUME TO VERY LOW

SCOTLAND FOREVER 1000x volume is the loudest thing ever.

by idkwhatnametoputhere July 15, 2023


gradual-ramp-up-volume greeting

Refers to a non-startling strategy employed whenever you are unable to unobtrusively get someone's attention or make eye-contact with him for whatever reason (maybe he's deep in a book, concentrating hard on a household/carpentry task, or using noisy equipment, and thus he does not look up/around occasionally or hear/observe your presence) and so you start out to say hello by speaking very quietly, and then cautiously raising your voice little-by-little (like some modern-day alarm-clocks do so as to wake you "gently" instead of startling you out of a sound slumber with a full-blast ringer right away) till the previously-oblivious person eventually becomes aware of your proximity and glances up.

I'd wanted to ask my elderly neighbor about my possibly carpooling with him on his grocery-shopping trip the next day, but he was so busy using his riding lawnmower that he never noticed me despite my circling around in front of him several times, so I eventually used the gradual-ramp-up-volume greeting to finally get his attention.

by QuacksO August 23, 2018


The Volume

Best Singy Songy ever. Write No jokes.

The volumes an astounding singer, you shitin me a bill gates too.

by Hersurmount May 19, 2022


Volume 2

The saddest 2 stranger things episodes i literally watched. Eddie died, robbin also, and max almost died but 11 resurrected her

i love and hate volume 2

by stranger things lovet July 4, 2022