When something is so redneck, that it's cool. A.K.A. something you would see down at the cabbage patch.
Damn! That cut-off plad shirt is cabbage.
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common word used to replace cunt should you not want to offend whoever you're talking to.
GF (with friends): "Hey baby"
BF: "Awww baby, why'd you bring those cabbages"
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a taxi cab
grub is to grubbage
as cab is to cabbage
can also refer to another form of transportation, or ride.
my car broke down, so im gonna have to go find some cabbage
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Cabbage (ka-bij)
a. Adj. Cabbage is what circus midgets smell like. Used to describe a person who smells foul like cabbage. see also Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.
b. N. Someone who smell like the fool smelling vegetable with the same name.
a. You are a cabbage person!
b. You're such a cabbage!
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Cabbage (B) Pronucuation Key
n.
1. A vegetable consumed by humans and rodents alike which increases the growth of skin bacteria around the pelvis and urinary region.
2. Somebody who sneaks up on you that you didnt anticipate.
1. I ate some cabbage today alongside with some brustlesprouts.
2. (You turn around and somebody you didn't see before is there)"Whoa, I thought I smelled cabbage".
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greatest UFC fighter in the world
Damn!, Cabbage can take a punch!
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Your loved by everyone, so cool, savage = cabbage
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