Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.
Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...
Man did you hear her caf?
Dayum I caf'ed infront of the class!!
I explained to the class what C.A.F-caf was and they started lol..
"CUT AS FUCK"....Extremely annoyed, angry or upset. Another couple of levels up from just being CUT
"Man! you're CAF"
"Don't be so CAF!"
"Stevo's CAF!"
Abbreviation for Cringy as Fuck. Reaction to someone being extremely awkward or embarrassing. Used especially when someone tries to obtain sympathy, virtue seek, or live vicariously, through made-up anecdotes.
Story-teller: "...They told him that she killed herself and left a note saying 'I killed myself because you wouldn't date me, all because I wasn't your type.' The boy looked at her face and realized she was the most beautiful thing he ever beheld. He fell to his knees and cried 'Why?! I should have given you the chance!' The next day they found him dead in his bedroom with a note next to him saying 'You were right. You are my type. I'm sorry.' If you believe types don't matter, re-post and share this with ten other people or else a ghost will eat your face."
Reply: "CAF..."
Crazy as fuck
Referring to street people that talk to themselves
Its so sad to see sll the Caf’s in San zFrancisco
Mean Cringy As Fuck
Something so cringe you wanna kill yourself in the most painful way
Man 1: did you see that guy he is sooo CAF