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Johnny Cage is one of the original characters in the Mortal Kombat series of fighting games. He is a popular action star who has appeared in such films as Ninja Mime, The Gist of my Fist, Sudden Violence I - III, and HWAAAA!!! (for which he won an Oscar). He is known as the comic relief character in the games and holds the record for most times killed and resurected (3 deaths, 2 ressurections so far). His first two deaths, however, were attriubted to bad writing, and his official death was in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, though he is set to return in Mortal Kombat: Armageddon. He is known for his Shadow Kick special move, his Decapitation fatality, and his trademark sunglasses. The movies portray him as having something of a relationship with fellow Earthrealm warrior Sonya Blade, and this has been picked up by the games.
*I shadow kick my friend five times in a row*
Friend: Johnny Cage blows...
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Pro wrestler formerly known as Christian in the WWE. Left for TNA after repeatedly being screwed over by WWE management despite repeatedly proving himself. He will help lead a revolution that will bring TNA past the WWE one day. His finisher is still the unprettier and he promises to become NWA champion and beat Jarret
guy: hey, is that Christian im looking at on TNA?
girl: yeah, but now hes called Christian Cage
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the ability to figure out impossible stuff from very, very abstract and vague clues, much like nicolas cage.
"My cat had a rash on its tummy that looked like an eagle so I fed it a dollar bill and it lead me to treasure in the back yard!"
"You Nicolas Cage'd that shit!"
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A nutbuster.
There is no wonder from where Cassie Cage inherited this nutbusting x-ray move...Well,surely from Johnny Cage's nutbusting finishing brutality.
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In baseball: To hit a baseball in a batting cage that would have likely been a homerun on a regular size baseball field.
A Calvinist Christian who is obnoxiously opinionated about theological matters. So named because the person would be more appropriately kept in a cage until the phase passes and they can be more charitable about it all.
Don't even mention religion to that guy: he's full cage-stage, and you'll never get him to shut up.
The liking of putting your partners in a cage during sex!
Bruuuh, my girlfriend Saga has a cage kink… I’ve been locked in for MONTHS