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Mosher's calf describes the physical pain that can develop in the gastrocnemius muscle at the hind part of the leg due to over exertion during prolonged periods within a mosh pit. Causes of the condition include; awkward landing after an intense jump and fist pump move, as well as bodily injuries incurred from remaining in tight proximity to a large crowd of intoxicated humans with limited control of their own limbs.
"I will have to recover from my mosher's calf before I lock in Falls, but it's a possibility." Sam
The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!
Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!
Being so calfed (look up) you pass out in the fetal position.
Dan disappeared for hours. After being concerned of his whereabouts we found him baby calfed in the bathroom.
The cutest girl you’ve ever met. She can make you laugh more than anyone else and is always there for you.
Hanny Calf is such a Cutie Calf.
A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers
As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!
A guy flexes his calf's to get rid of his erection
Tim and Sam flex their calf's to get rid of there growing erections. Calf flexing
Childless And Looking a Financier. A mature woman without children seeking men based on finances rather than an age preference.
Joye's sexiness attracts men of all ages but she isn't a MILF looking for a hookup, she's a CALF longing for a destination date.