came across

ejaculate over

I came across my girlfreind's face this morning while she was sleeping. Needless to say, she wasn't happy.

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came and went

1. When sex culminates with ejaculation immediately followed by urination.

Not to be confused with "Went and came"

Beth: How's it going with that older guy your seeing? i bet he's so old has to wear a diaper.
Sarah: Well lemme tell ya. Last night in bed he came and went!

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came wrong

Similar to come right in that you successfully attain a (sexual) partner for the evening, however the experience of coming right is not to your liking due to the lack of ability or unattractiveness of said (sexual) partner.

My friend came wrong last night.

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anti-came

(n) Fergie.

I heard "My Humps" on the radio and when I heard Fergie, I anti-came all over my car.

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The boys came thru

When the boys come thru with a promise

The Boys came thru scenario:
Black Person 1: Aye mah boi, where’s that kiss you promised me?
White Person 1: *Kneels down and raises

fist*
Black Person 1: What are you doing?
White Person: Nuthin’
Black Person 1: Aight, so you gon give me the kiss or what?
White Person: Yeah for sure *Big Fat kiss*

Shided and farded and camed

When you shid and fard and came your pants, this is the definition

Person 1: I SHIDED AND FARDED AND CAMED MY PANTS GEORGE
George: Hold my oatmeal

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Ma’am has came

A fun way to inform your class that the teacher is coming into the classroom to teach so ,everyone can stop misbehaving

Everyone - shouting and misbehaving
Pattie - ma’am has came
Everyone- shuts up and goes back to their seats